So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Randomize
