no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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