He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
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