So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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