When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
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