Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
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