Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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