I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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