butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
even my farts smell like vagina
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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