Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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