yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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