did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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