omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Randomize
