I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
There's even glitter on my cock...
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