They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
Randomize
