White coat. Heels.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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