Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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