Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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