I smell stomach acid.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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