oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
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