these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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