For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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