PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Floor bacon is actually really good
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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