We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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