I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
Randomize
