I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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