I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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