Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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