i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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