once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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