He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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