whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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