found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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