quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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