You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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