My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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