As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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