why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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