He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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