so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
How many fucks given?
0.12846
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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