Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Do vagina's smell?
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Randomize
