i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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