Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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