why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Randomize
