Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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