stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I just found puke in my bra..
this will be a night to untag.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
