fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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