I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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