i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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