At least make sure they are 18
Why
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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