how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
false alarm. still invincible.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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